Found! By the Minions

We decided to call in the Minions as no one had heard hide nor hair from Daddy Pirate (well, we were never going to have any luck on the hair front!).

Rumours abounded that the Gingerbread Colossus of Rhodes had woken again, so the Minions decided to head West and see what they could find out.




Curious! There was a strange rumble coming from the Colussus. A sound, a small sound of someone shouting "ahoy tharrr shipmates". The Minions decided to investigate further...




There was only one answer, the Colossus had eaten Daddy Pirate! The Minions zapped their chilli-jam gun at Colossus' head. In his haste to enjoy the hot fiery goodness of chilli jam, his head fell off!




The Minions seized their chance and bungeed down inside the Colossus where they found Daddy Pirate!





Colossus was reunited with his head and off sailed Daddy Pirate. Where was he going this time?




Tune in next week for another instalment...

(thanks to Works of Georg Balthasar Probst for e background images!)

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Missing

We have not received a report from Daddy Pirate this week. We are attempting to track him down but with little success so far. We will keep you posted...




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Ahoy there shipmates: this week's adventures

I can keep my secret no longer. Come Monday morning, when everyone is still asleep, I am up and off to continental Europe, or so people think. People think I'm off to undertake some techno geeky wizardry. My secrets now been discovered. Magically, mysteriously, I assume the mantle of Daddy Pirate and then my real adventures begin...

This week saw me visit Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry. I arrived just as Lucius Malfoy had attempted one of his oh so heinous spells on the heroic Harry Potter. I think Dobby must have jogged his elbow for he managed to replicate Harry. You can see two of the clones in the foreground.

Voldemort appeared and even pirates get scared sometimes, it was time for me to go home then. More adventures, same time next week...




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